I feel like this meme won’t die. Ever. Like ever. Like for ever ever.

The holiday season is in full swing. I recommend “Celtic” Christmas albums like from Celtic Woman and that Wal-Mart exclusive brand “The Five Fifths.” Buy your enemy a gift and a nice note to screw with their head. Go to a holiday party wearing Blue and Orange. Sing a X-mas carol while ordering at the bar/coffee shop.  Hand out mistletoe on street corners. Drink egg nog before noon. Wear your ugly sweater around your waist, Grunge-style. Enjoy the season, because it’s over quickly!