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Free Sample: Set Sail

Hey everyone, Flobo here!

This edition of “free sample” brings us to one of my all-time favorite poems that I’ve written. I would say that I  “love them all” but no one likes a braggart. (Okay, sometimes they do.)

In any event, this entry is entitled “Set Sail” and it was included in my collection “By The Ounce And Other Tales“. I hope you enjoy it.

Set Sail

There’s no honor among the thieves

But there’s definitely a leader

A man as salty as the water

Who is not easily defeated

Not all pirates start that way

They’re just like you and I

The life and times of men at sea

Sailing until they die

The captain and his band of mates

Of The Royal Navy

Wish when they board their ship

That they’ll return home safely

The majestic ship has a job

To make it to the harbor

An island in the Caribbean

It can’t be that much farther

Until the dreaded day they meet

Sure enough the start of war

Cannonballs fly through the air

Half a day away from shore

The ship’s cargo will never reach

Its intended destination

A group of ruthless men

Share their wealth with great elation

And truth be told its been said

The life at sea is the hardest

But what about those who depend

On the cargo at the harbor?

Free Sample: Paradise, Nevada

Hey everybody, Flobo here.

It’s time for another free sample posting. This is where I post something that has been published in one of my books absolutely free for your enjoyment. Today’s entry comes from my book, “By The Ounce And Other Tales” and it’s called “Paradise, Nevada.

As the title suggests, “Paradise, Nevada” is actually a ode to Las Vegas, in which the majority of the Las Vegas strip lies in the unincorporated town of Paradise. It’s an obscure fact, but a fact just the same. I had fun merging the expectations people have when coming to Las Vegas and the reality. Either way, it’s a fun read and I hope you enjoy it.

Always bet on black

Paradise, Nevada

Welcome to the desert

An oasis of people and lights

Where red and black can together make green.

The warm breeze does nothing to cool

and shade is few and far between

People from every town imaginable

and folks from every creed

Try their hand at visiting the home to hundred degree heat

To be momentarily a makeshift celebrity

In the original City of Sin

Sleep doesn’t exist here and why should it?

The sun might as well be another light show

From hotel windows you could look down onto the street

to see the constant streams of people

A parade of individuals with likewise individual dreams.

Though fate and luck are cruel mistresses

this does nothing to stop the brave

For those who do make it here

momentarily their old lives are left behind

A new one is born, stays and lives here.

 

Thanks for reading!

Always bet on black

Just Cruisin’ Down The Street

Wassup. Me? Flobo. You? Reader.

Those of you that have stuck around my blog for a while know how much of a fan I am of road trips. Sure there’s the whole getting there and “enjoying the ride” thing, but to me there’s much more. A wise man once told me that to get to know someone you should travel with them, and I have to agree. People I thought were “cool” showed a completely different side when they were in your sight for an entire day or to. I’m sure there’s a physiological discussion about people and the “masks” they wear, but I’m not the guy to talk about that.

Sober anyway.

Driving, and for me it’s usually for music, can do a lot to clear your head or collect your thoughts. Before I moved to Southern California, I would go out on leisurely drives just to let the mind think about things. Seeing that the greater Los Angeles Area has completely sucked the fun out of that like airport security had done flying over the past ten years, you could understand why I’m testing alternate methods for the same effect.

I'm going home....

25 miles per hour at rush hour is a blessing

Despite this, I will say there is something about driving during a certain part of the day with a certain type of song on the radio. When I was younger, this was an outright writer’s block buster. If I needed a brand new idea, all I had to do was go for a drive. Now, not so much. I’m not sure if this can be attributed to age, higher standard of what’s considered “good ideas”, or the fact driving in the Los Angeles area sucks….

…No really. It does….

but gone are the days where I can take ‘er for a spin and come back with the treatment to “War and Peace II.” That said, I still believe that the method is a good way to discover new characters. Like we’ve discussed before, characters can be a building block to your next greatest idea. So whether you’re doing 90mph on the freeway at noon with power metal blasting or stuck in traffic while jazz plays in the rain, take a moment to imagine what kind of “person” would appreciate your..er..”vibe on wheels.”

It’s not just for driving. My running mixtapes are notorious for blending genres so that I can feel the different “athletes” that bounce around in my head. For example, what kind of person would appreciate this song when running:

or

or even

See all over the place. Annnnnnd you can tell I pull inspiration from everywhere. I guess that was an inadvertent pro tip. Bonus!

Anticipation Paradox

Whattup! Let’s get into this, shall we?

So it’s the end of NaNoWriMo (and the Thanksgiving Holiday) and you wrote your first draft. No, this is not going to be one of those “you have to rewrite your NaNo manuscript” blog posts because frankly 1) it should go without saying and 2) the Internet is crawling with those kinds of articles.

Let’s take it one step further. Let’s say you’ve rewritten your novel, self published it and became a star. Everyone is on pins and needles waiting for the release of your next book. Sure they could have been in chairs, but they are so impressed they asked for the pins and needles BY NAME. You’re a rising star, and so you approach your next book like the Great American (or wherever you’re from) Novel that it is. Now I ask you this: When do you release it?
Now there are some people that would say to release it as soon as possible. You know, “strike when the iron’s hot” and all that. Sometimes that is the best course of action. However since we are coming into an “always on” society thanks to technology, you may run the risk of overexposure. People wore Day-Glo for years but in hindsight it was just a fad we all look back to and shudder.

I thought Jem was a cartoon…?

Spacing your efforts out may be a way to preserve your “brand integrity” and help to establish a longer term career.  The problem arises in finding the balance. You don’t want to wait TOO long, or it may have a damaging effect. Take rapper Nelly for example:

For the record, this story is totally anecdotal.

When I was a teenager going into early adulthood, I was really into rapper Nelly. Sure he had rhymes and a swagger before “swag” was a thing, but I just loved his imagery. I mean one of his songs “Nellyville”  is so creatively described, I can picture it when I close my eyes.

So when his third album came out, I was excited. Well, excited until I understood what was going on. Nelly was to release a double album. However instead of releasing them together, he released them separately (on the same day) with each disc being full price. The albums “Sweat” and “Suit”, separated by subject matter was an obvious cash grab. If you liked street level lyrics you had to buy “Sweat”. If you liked smoother tracks with that signature imagery you had to buy “Suit”. If you were me, you had to buy both:

He mocks me from TWO album covers..

The result? I felt cheated. There was enough decent material from both CDs to be combined to one disk. So when Nelly did this six months later, in the compilation album “Sweatsuit”, I was a little upset. However, since I was still a fan of his work I would have bought the next album because I enjoyed his music. The problem? From the Sweat/Suit albums to his next album “Brass Knuckles”, three years had passed. My tastes changed and while I still like Nelly, he had shifted out of that “Must Buy” category.

I hear the same thing happens to fans of the Dave Matthews Band.

The anticipation time was too great (for this blogger at least). So what’s an aspiring author to do? Well thankfully, you can use the “always on” aspect of our society to your advantage. You can devote your social media advertising platform to one book, and then shift to the second book while you are generating buzz for  its release. Hollywood studios do this all the time for the release of their movies. Whatever you do, just don’t go off the grid completely between releases, it can do more harm than good.

–Flobo

Who’s Ready For Some Football?

Hi, Flobo here! And today, I want to talk to you about writing (naturally)  and one of the most popular sports in the country, football!

 

Hey, don’t leave!

 

Whether you like football or not, there’s a lot you can learn about the game when it comes to the writing craft. Since the baseball strike of the mid 1990s, the argument can be made that football (or American football for you international types) has become America’s new pastime.  It’s a short season, most games occur on the weekends, and the championship game is an event in itself.

There is something for everyone. Strategy? Check. Fashionable uniforms? Check. Colorful characters? Check. Showcase of brand new commercials in the first week of February? Double check. Honestly, I don’t follow football as closely as I do baseball and now soccer, but there  is just no comparison to the pigskin.

Lapsed Jets fan. Have been a Texan since day one!

As most inner city kids who were…er.. “big boned” football was the sport that I was exposed to a lot. I had a short career in high school, and while I appreciate  the people who move on to the pros, I can tell you that it wasn’t for me. However those that do make it to the big time are revered as heroes if not outright legends. Millions tune in to football player’s exploits, analysts spend hours dissecting your moves on the field, a younger generation ascribes to be just like you.  Like the old phrase says, “the world is watching.”

I like to approach any story I create as if it is a sports team. When it goes on sale to public, it has been revised numerous times. Compare this to the team practices before the big game. Instead of ESPN talking heads commentating on the team’s strength and weaknesses, reviewers on popular book sites hardly hold anything back. Your main characters are the star players, but the story, or team,  is only as strong as everyone else within the pages.

 

I could go on and call best-selling  books the playoffs but I would just be silly.

The worst thing about writing is continuing to find the motivation to write. While it may not work everyday, my “football team” has bailed me out of some of those lazy “I don’t want to write” days. Let’s be honest, would you root for a team that doesn’t show up to the game?

 

 

–Flobo

 

Travelin’

Hey, that’s an apostrophe in the title, I’m being sassy!

Flobo here, and today I want to talk about traveling in regards to helping your craft.

I call shotgun, but don’t make me navigate.

I’ve talked about listening to certain kinds of music to get yourself “in the mood” to write. Hands down, it works. Or at least, it is worth a shot. Sometimes though, you may find that music alone isn’t enough. If you are in a bit of rut, you may find music can help, but it isn’t nearly as effective. For example, let’s say you get up and work ten hours in an office. Then you come home, make dinner for the kids and jump into bed to do it all again the next day. While I wouldn’t doubt your creativity, it may be next to impossible to catch that “spark” for a new idea. I am a firm believer of what’s known as the “writer’s retreat”. Just you, your laptop and a destination of your choosing. But I offer that you take it one step further.

 

I am in the (some say enviable) position in that I have many different types of jobs I perform during the week. It kind of goes with the territory when you are a freelancer. On a shoot this weekend in Las Vegas, I was working but I also got the opportunity to acquire new experiences that can fuel a potential story in the future. Now, I am not on the Las Vegas tourism board (so I’m not trying to push you either way) but a destination vacation can do wonders. Even if it is a day trip or a weekend getaway.

 

OK, using the same example as before, if you have that long grinding job and the kids that may prove difficult. For that, I say you can get away with doing familiar things with different “vibes”. What do I mean? Well, instead of checking out the local professional baseball team in the bleachers with the family, how about getting the VIP package at a minor league/or semi-pro team? A Sunday drive may yield a different experience if you do it in a rental car. A picnic on a secluded beach may kick-start inspiration in ways lunch at a diner cannot.

When I was younger, I used to bring a pocket radio with me and listened  to music on top of my roof in a lawn chair. I found this more enjoyable than listening to music in front of my stereo.

It’s the Cadillac of Lawn Chairs…

I was SOOOO COOOL! You agree? Whaddya mean, no?

Once you see your world differently, you can do so for your fictional worlds!

 

–Flobo

Paying It Forward

Hey Flobo here and I have something to confess.

I’m an independent author and filmmaker! I know, earth shattering right? I mean, I say that practically every week. But you see this week, allow me to be a little existential.

 

If no one buys my books, am I still a writer? If no one sees the  films I make, am I  filmmaker?

 

Deep right? I have dreams of you, dear reader, checking out my blog and being so impressed with my posts that you buy a book or two. The odds of this are slim, but I do it anyway. I know that you in fact have to “take a chance” on me by dropping your hard earned cash on something I wrote.  While I know I’m in this creative line of work for the long haul, every so often friends and colleagues try their hand at a creative endeavor that means something to them. Do you know what I do? I. Buy. In.

Either this……or with a coupon to The Pottery Barn

 

Why? Well there’s that whole “karma” thing about putting good into the universe will only bring good vibrations back your way, but there’s something else. In fact, let me tell you a story:

 

Before I was a poor and starving writer, I was a poor and starving film school student.  I admit that this seems like an oxymoron as most film students have SOME kind of money, but this guy willed himself to attend on luck and student loans (I should tell you that story one day). I’ve made films as per the course requirements, no matter how confident I felt about the project. Why? Well for us, the big deal was getting into film festivals. No matter how vapid, how insipid, or outright stupid a film was, film student directors tried forcing their opus into the “film festival circuit”. You could argue the reason was because every director has some odd fantasy of being scouted by Scorsese himself at these things, but I’m trying to keep the blog positive.

Short story even shorter: The films I worked on? They pretty much went nowhere. Now, the last year I was in school a classmate needed some financial help with getting a film made for his directorial thesis. While the subject matter wasn’t exactly my cup of tea,I chipped in, as an “associate producer”. Of course, the flick becomes the “most successful”  film (in terms of festival appearances) I was ever involved in.

 

So that’s why when another  former film schoolmate was looking for funding for his next project…..

 

…I bought in. Sure there’s the immediate enjoyment I will receive if the film goes somewhere awesome like Cannes. You know, so I can brag about it to my friends and such. Beyond that, I am taking a chance in a project that would have been out of my scope if it were up to me, but it is a project that another person seems passionate about.

You could think of it like how “Steven Spielberg Presents” was slapped on every entertaining cartoon in the nineties, and so his brand was engrained into a new generation of people. Or you can think of yourself of those wealthy renaissance patrons that kept artists on retainer so they can commission new pieces on a whim. I guess what I’m saying is SUPPORT THE ARTS because you’ll never know what you are going to expose yourself to unless you take a shot on something. This should go “doubly true” for us creative types. Wanting someone to consume our works without sampling art from other sources could end up hurting us from an intellectual standpoint.

 

Or karma. Definitely that karma thing.

 

–Flobo

 

The Wall XIV: July Update

High Desert Run now available On The Nook, Kindle, and Smashwords

Crafting Your Entourage

Hey peoples, whattup!

Quickie post this week as I am in the middle of one of the best birthday weekends ever. (Nah seriously June 25 should be a national holiday) As always, I want to chat with you about the almighty pen, no mater which medium you use to express yourself. Today, I want to talk to you about one of the hardest things to actually pull off: The Ensemble Piece.

 

In the beginning there was the protagonist. He/She/It was your hero. The reader would follow their adventures and everything was gravy. This gave rise to the antagonist, or the villain. Complicating life for your hero, strong villains make your novels/screenplays/short stories that much better. But what about multiple heroes? What about multiple villains? What about multiple characters with goals of varying degrees on the protagonist/antagonist scale?

You may think this picture is unrelated, but looking back you are going to lauuuuuughhhh……

 

One of my favorite shows of all time was HBO’s “Entourage”, even though the reason why changed from season to season. In it’s first two seasons, the show was a side-splitting satirical look about the Hollywood Machine told in such a dry way you questioned whether or not it was real. As the seasons progressed, the show started to dip in to “dramedy” (or even melodrama) territory. When it was over, it’s eighth season finale wasn’t the strongest, but by that point I had watched every single episode. Why?

The strength of the characters. Not only onto themselves, but the chemistry the characters had with each other. The five main guys of the show had their own flaws, demons, and personality quirks and they interacted with other people in the shared universe without sacrificing their character integrity. “Entourage” was a rare show you could watch and say “I’m Vinny Chase. You’re Ari….. and that guy over there? Drama. Total Drama.”

 

Sidenote: I do a decent Drama impression. Ask me about it sometime.

 

As an author, I think it easier to create a world around a single character. This tends to be problematic in detective fiction, where the sole cop hero is an implausible  genius living in a world of idiots. This is known as “overwriting”, and  trust me I’ll get to it one day. Creating a world with true three dimensional people without  them feeling like sidekicks is another skill altogether. Sure “Entourage” was based around Vinny Chase, but you could have easily have episodes featuring Turtle (especially if they didn’t end the “Lim-Hos” storyline so abruptly), or  featured an entire show around Ari Gold.

 

I hear that there’s a female version of this called “Sex And The City”. But as a man, I say it’s probably a myth. :-P

 

As always keep writing. As for me, I’m in editing mode. Trying to push for the “Book4″ project to completed and on your eBook shelves in time for Christmas. Because everyone knows,  EPUB files make a great gift.

 

 

–Flobo

The Price Of Being Creative

Whattup party peoples and superstars? Flobo here and of course I want to talk to you about something relating to the writing craft.  Wait, don’t leave! Awwww.

 

There’s been a raging debate with independent authors such as your truly about the price we should charge for an eBook. Charge too much and no one will take a chance on you, charge too little and you sell your creative efforts short. The general public is more willing to roll with a higher price for a traditional book (from an unknown author) than they are an eBook, plain and simple. When my first book, By The Ounce was available for ten dollars the general consensus was “Hmm, not bad”. When “High Desert Run” was released for 1.99 a good portion of people I knew balked at the price. Were they stupidhead cheapskates? Yes, but it wasn’t their fault.

“Hmm, I don’t know. How about I give you a $1.75 and a old Bruce Lee T-shirt?”

 

Barring fame, I made a pact with myself to release my ebooks for no more than 3 dollars (but more than $1). Why? Well, even though I’ve been writing for years, I am just starting out in the public’s eyes. I remember two months ago I bought an eBook for six dollars, and I had that sense of self doubt I get only when I’m gambling money away (or dropping my car off at the mechanic — I swear those guys make up stuff sometimes). Business wise this makes sense. People associate eBooks with apps, and they won’t usually pay more than an “app price” for a book.

Now the creative side of me has to deal with this, however. The months spent writing and editing  is a lot of hard work, though this should go without saying. “High Desert Run” took me a year, and seeing it on sale for two dollars is a little disheartening. It’s a pride issue for that side of my brain. This is the reason why I refuse to sell my books for .99 cents. It’s like making sure you’re not the worst dressed at a party and settling for being the second worst.

Or you don’t want to be seen as poor for buying the cheapest wine, so you end up buying the second cheapest.

But what about other creative endeavors? My heart goes out to photographers and (since I live in the Los Angeles area these days) videographers. It takes a lot to run those types of businesses, and they have a lot of overhead. Whether it is equipment, delivery expendables, payment to employees (if necessary), it is not a walk in the park.

Which is good for this guy because he was born without eyes.

 

Much like how the digital revolution has caused every Joe and Schmoe to call themselves “photographers”, putting them on a sole mission to undercut the prices of everyone else, indie authors are pretty much in the same boat. Now, I don’t claim to be the best writer out there (in fact a purpose of this blog is to display my “skillz” in hopes that you do actually buy one of my books one day) but there are loads of authors with a shaky grasp of the English language crowding the marketplace with eBooks of their own. I’m all about the free market and competition, but a lot of these self-proclaimed “authors” sour the experience for everybody.

Graphic designers, animators, and music composers know exactly what I’m talking about. How are you supposed to do what you love (or make enough to eat) when someone is out there with claims of comparable quality is willing to do it for much less?

1) Don’t undercut yourself. Offer prices that you think are a good value, but not to the point where your business isn’t sustainable. If you’re good, people may come around even though it may take some time.

2) Marketing Because you aren’t the cheapest, you are going to have to find other ways to stick out. There’s somethings I buy that I don’t care about brand quality and I just want the cheapest (like buying a mouse for my PC laptop for example) and there’s other things I buy for the brand regardless of the price (like Tide detergent. Again, another personal example)

3) Offer something you can’t get anywhere else. When I was in college, the radio station I worked for (10,000 Watts, 500K reach) couldn’t compete with the commercial radio stations in the area. What we did was offer album cuts of the artists that was playing on the competition. The artists  were getting the same amount of love at their station, but folks listened to us because that rare B-side that was only available in Japan was blasting throughout the airwaves.

 

Nobody ever said that working in the creative arts was easy, and it’s trials and tribulations make perfect memoir fuel. It is a necessary evil, that’s for sure.

 

–Flobo

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